THE "NO BULL ONLINE" HARCORE BODYBUILDING AND STEROID MAG

NO BULL 32
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B.B's Last Stand  

 

BODYBUILDING’S LAST STAND LATE HAPPY NEW YEAR BULLS!! But as usual we are part way into the year as I say that, but who is counting? Anyhoo, a warm welcome to this issue of the Bull! I have made a New Years resolution and that is to be a nice person and not swear so much, you know I do wish to thank all of you who wrote in to me last month, especially with the great comments on the mag - it really does mean a lot to me to get a letter or two from you guys. Well it makes a nice change to those from the Tax Man. Oh by the way - go fuck yourselves please and also stop giving our hard earned taxes to all the asylum seekers who keep killing our policemen please - BASTARDS! Ah well, resolutions are made to be broken. My condolences to the family of the guy and I mean that. Religious Tendencies Great point made by a reader about my comments on religion. His point was that it was the people who are in power who abuse their respected beliefs. I agree totally mate, but you gotta agree it is really a piss-you-off subject at the best of times. But thanks for your comments, again always respected and appreciated. What Adverts As you will see this issue of the Bull has the least amount of adverts in it ever. Now where else in the world of bodybuilding magazines will you see that eh? Now think about it when you are moaning about the mag being late. The reason why there are less adverts in is simply because you won’t buy fuck all anyway, so I may as well (at the request of the readers) put in more porn! For those that are opposed to this also - tough, because it ain’t going to change. But if we do, then I promise that we will fill the pages wall to wall with double biceps shots and end up being porny anyway because it will bore the pants of you in the end. Oh nearly forgot, there is a picture in this issue featuring REALLY large and long nipples - now there is a reason for this. This is a free gift. After you have made the page really sticky, please allow a few hours for it to dry and then cut out the nipple pictures - then you can hang your coat on them. Readers Profiles Asked you before and I will ask you again, please send in your pictures and a little about yourself and I will stick them in the mag. A feature that I have been promising for so long but got bored shitless of waiting - until now! On the other hand, if you have a picture of your wife nude, please send that instead. If you have NOT got one please contact me and I will send you one. Anyhoo, pictured here are the inseparable Father and son team from the USA, Big Gene and L’il Gene. I have chatted to these guys on quite a few occasions and I can tell you that they are dedicated to the max. Big Gene may be coming over in the summer with a few of the USA Bulls for a party boozing session in good old Nottingham. Looking forward to it lads! USA I am grateful to ALL of our readers worldwide for their support and I sincerely mean that, without you I could have been a refuse collector. But I would like to say a BIG thank you to the USA Bulls who have literally knocked me off my feet with their support. I was and still am overwhelmed at the response from the USA - to fucking right I am! Someone once told me that the NO BULL would never take off in the States because t you guys would not get my humour - how wrong they were. USA thank you and also for new friendships made too! Big Gene & Lil' Gene PS - A note to my friend Bob Kennedy of Musclemag. Hey Bob, answer my calls will ya mate for fucks sake! I want to know just how you have been. I am so tempted to sing on your voice mail but I don’t know what the laws are over there with regards to unholy noises. Gimme a call will you mate, you can reverse the charges you know - wink! By the way Bob, many thanks for the mention in the last issue of MuscleMag, I really appreciated that mate. We Are Moving! By the time that you get this issue we will be nearly ready to move into the new offices where there will also be a new gym too. There has always been a gym here at this office but it has never been open to the public, neither will the new one. But what I will be offering will be mini seminars, a chance for a few (every so often) to come down and get together, train, discuss and natter till the small hours. Should be good! WAR IS HELL Well if it is to be, then there is little that we can do about it. But I can tell you all something now that I have been wanting to say for a while. I have been called up to head a Special Operations Unit, deep into Iraqi territory and it may be a one way ticket. Come on now, no tears, it has to be done. My colleagues and I have to go in cause as much damage as we can before, well, you know the rest. Hey somebody has gotta do the damn job. Here is a picture of my buddies that I godda damn bunk with. All fine SOB’s. Sniff.